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.: Saturday, August 24, 2002 :.

Clerks
Retail-ity

Just On a follow up to the view askew movies, i've been checking out the animated clerks series that was made for abc. I beleive it was the fourth episode that had the following picture in it. I popped the dvd into my dvd-rom and snapped a picture of it. I know a few people that will find it most humorous.

Who is Driving? Bear is Driving! Oh My God, How Can This Be?

Peace Out
The Lunch Lady Says You'll Need An Extra 5 Pence

posted by _ Andrew_ at 11:25 PM

.: Friday, August 23, 2002 :.

Translators are Fun
The Korean Language is Funny, and So, So Wrong

Alright, I've recently discovered that the bable fish translator on altavista is able to translate english into korean, and vice versa. I thought I'd have some fun with my friend matt, so i typed the following in 'Matt loves monkeys, and the monkeys that drink milk' (something like that at least) Seeing that i don't have the korean text characters installed on my computer, it gave me the following 'Matt ¿ø¼þÀÌ¸¦ ÁÁ¾ÆÇÏ°í Á¥À» ¸¶½Ã´Â µ¿¼º¾Ö ¸¶¾à Áßµ¶ÀÚ´Â ÀÌ ´Ù,'.

I'd tell you what it translates to, but i think tripod would discontinue my account.

copy that phrase from above exactly, less the ' 's, and then paste it into the box at bable fish. Select Korean to English, then hit translate. Man oh Man, funny funny funny.

Peace Out.
The blueberry fish will lead us to Truth.

posted by _ Andrew_ at 11:35 PM

.: Thursday, August 22, 2002 :.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
My View Askewing is Complete

Finished watching Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back this afternoon, and with that, my viewing of the complete series of view askew movies. For fun factor i'd have to say that JASBSB was probably the best, while Clerks was just, well, clerks. You really have to see these movies if you haven't (Clerks, Mall Rats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and JASBSB) there really out there and different.

Anyway, Summers almost up, and with that the horrid bells of school are ringing. bleh. At least I'm not going back to the shatty poo poo that was high school, and apparently Treble Charger is playing at orientation [ check the back of the title, bought detox the day it came out :^) ]. Sloan will also be there, which is excellent (so long as money city maniacs gets played.

I have a horrible feeling that this whole band thing will be one of those get the message across sorts of things. For example: 'We will rock you' , DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE, 'Money City Maniacs' , DRUGS ARE THE DEVIL , 'Hundred Million' , DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE, etc. etc. etc. These seem to have been popularized throughout my high school years, but i've come to a bit of a conclusion on them: If your smart enough to realize the whole thing is a sham, then its not directed at you. If you don't realize its a sham, then maybe you'll get the message :^).

Also added a little graphical doo-hicky to the date bar. Tryed to make it less boring. Oh and Ah at my geometric, anti-aliased goodness, this is the big time people.

Peace Out.
Shhhmoke and a pancake.

posted by _ Andrew_ at 11:59 PM

.: Tuesday, August 20, 2002 :.

Five Minute Format
If it ain't broke, Bash it till it is

I've decided on a new rule when it comes to fixing my computer. When Something doesn't work right, go through the normal list of checks (drivers, new software installs, etc). If none of the previous work, then proceed to five minutes of desperation. This five minutes may include the removing of hardware, Critical Drivers, and a Virus Scan.

Should you not succeed to find the problem in your five minutes of desperation, back up any valuble files, and format.

I tried this tonight, and ended up formatting. Oh well, backed up anything important on my secound hard drive and strangled the one that wasn't cooperating.

Cleared a lot of problems, and the box runs faster on the whole now.

Nothing like a good format every now and then, its like cleaning up your bedroom, or fixing a leaky faucet, you just feel better after doing it. Refreshing.

Anyway, This moment of nothing was Brought to you by the letter K.

Peace Out.
Backwards is forwards only going the other way.

posted by _ Andrew_ at 1:37 AM

.: Sunday, August 18, 2002 :.

Opening up my Bag of Tricks
Not that it matters, I just felt like Posting it

Made a few changes over in the humour section. Added a quick navigation bar so its possible to jump to different sections of the page without using the scroll bar or a mouse wheel. This should save a lot of people from repetitive stress injuries, as the Humour page is just sooo big ;^).

Alright, I admit it, the real reason for this pose was to switch the picture behind the title of this page back to the wheezer one. The pic with my eyes got a little scary (to me at least). Perhaps I'll blue up some of the snaps i've got from darien lake and use one of them. Bleh, too much work.

Anyway.
Peace Out.
Read the Fine Print.

posted by _ Andrew_ at 10:48 PM

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