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.: Saturday, April 26, 2003 :.

Sweet Recognition
SARS is Coming For You!

Alright, lets start this out with a good note, a picture that me and matt doctored was featured on College Humor's main funny picture page. Sweet Ass Candy. The only thing i fear is that my email address was right beside the link, hope that it doesn't result in more spam then a monty python skit gone horribly wrong. To see the picture you can give a big clickity click right Here.

Ok, now onto something a little more sick.

Sars is coming for you, and anyone you breath on after you get it. Its killed a bunch of people, its an epidemic.

This is what the news tells you. What the news doesn't tell you is that the youngest person to die from Sars was 49. The news also doesn't compare Sars to other viruses that kill more people. Sars is the new hot fad, its the cool way to get sick.

The World Health Organiztion has put out a warning to people that may want to travel to Toronto. If you can avoid going there, then do so, it says. 'Ol Mel Lastman is Uber pissed, this is going to hurt Toronto's economy big time. I find this all very very funny though. About a week ago toronto was bitching that Sars wasn't getting enough attention, that it was spreading at an uncontrolled rate, and that nobody was doing anything to prevent it. It openly admitted that there was a problem within the city with Sars. So what exactly did they thing the WHO was going to do? Of course the WHO would say 'don't go to T.O', if the problem is in toronto, and you don't want the problem to come out of Toronto, you quarentine the entire city, duh.

So here we sit. Toronto's outlook on Sars has gone from:

a) Its an epidemic! Something needs to be done! who will look and pay attention to us? Hey, over here, look at me, look at me, look at me!

to:

b) Its really not so bad! I mean, the problem is really only in the hospitals! I think Your over-reacting! Tell people its ok to visit our fine city!

The stupidity of toronto on the whole thing makes me shake my head. The human brain has the amazing ability to look ahead, and think of possible outcomes based on multiple scenarios. Toronto lives for the moment, and screws the consequences that may be. And for that they deserve what happens to them.

Oh yeah, and the Leaf's got knocked out. Oh well, they deserved it, they weren't thinking ahead either.

Peace Out
If I Had Sars Would you Think I was Cool?

posted by _ Andrew_ at 12:40 AM

.: Sunday, April 20, 2003 :.

Easter
Have a Good One I Guess

One year ago I posted a disgusting picture of a bunny, depicting the easter bunny, that had been hit by some sort of vehicle and killed. The remnants of its basket had been crushed on the road beside it. Today, it is with the greatest sympathy that I apologize for that past abuse of such a commercially recognizable figure.

And now that i've calmed you from what must have been a terrible rage, I stand to enrage you bitches again:

Happy Easter Biotches

Peace Out
Kinder Surprise? Pheh, Try Kinder 'Dissappoinment'

posted by _ Andrew_ at 2:51 PM

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