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.: Thursday, February 13, 2003 :.
I Thought Survivor Just Ended?
I Blame the Kamakazee Asian or The Pro Male Rant
I made the mistake of watching Survivor Tonight. I somehow managed to avoid the whole "Thailand" Season, but I must admit, the idea of men versus women drew me in this time.
It was good to see the men with an incredibly well built shelter, food, and high spirts. Organization was apparent, and everybody seemed to get along. The men had fire within 20mins of trying.
It was even the better to see the women doing laundry. Within 24 hours of being in the Amazon, the water was boiling and the clothes lines were up. I especially liked watching the women try to make fire. Unlike the men they couldn't figure out that 'kerosene + flint = fire'. The fact that they didn't think of the whole kerosene idea becomes even more appauling when you see them light up their lantern at night for more light, geez, they knew they had fire juice, but didn't use it. It took an astounding six hours for the women to get a fire going.
Unfortunately by watching the entire episode, I've formed an opinion. So what happened to the men? well this is what:
Dan
Ah Dan,
Dan the man,
Dan the man who can't balance worth a damn!
My sole reason for continuing to watch survivor will be to see Dan take the walk. Every episode I will watch eagerly as he continues to mess up and slack, then report on his fumblings here.
Peace Out
Tune In Next Week for Part 2 of the Kamakazee Asian!
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