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.: Tuesday, February 26, 2002 :.
After witnessing the closing cerimonies for Salt Lake 2002, I've realized that i should quit school, drop any hopes or dreams of becoming something useful, and write jokes for those two crrrazzy Dinosaurs. I mean, the jokes that were coming out of them were so lame, even i can write better then that. So without further ado:
Dino Jokes
- This Show is 'Dino'mite!
- I haven't seen pyrotechnics like that since that meteorite hit the Earth!
- Dino 1: Wheres Mario? He's got to be in the audience somewhere.
Dino 2: The Plumber?
Dino 1: No, MARIO!
Dino 2: The Italian pasta Maker?
Dino 1: NO, MARIO LEMIUX!!
- Dino 2: Have you seen my shoes?
Dino 1: Dumb A$$, dinosaurs don't wear shoes!
Oh yeah, there's gona be more of those.
Peace Out,
Dinosaurs went extinct millions of years ago, there skeletons can neither talk, nor move. (que the "the more you know" star)
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